— Scooter’s Mom’s Black Bottom —

cupcake. Funny how the whole name wouldn’t all fit on one line, isn’t it? Here’s a delicious oversized chocolate cupcake all stuffed up with a chocolate cream cheese filling, and served warm with raspberry chocolate sauce.

— Cheesecake for Two —

To maintain our self respect we have to call this a cheesecake for two just because it would be completely decadent to eat a whole one by one’s self, with all its creamy cheesy goodness and an overtone of Madagascar vanilla (from the island, not the movie)But of course, we’ve all done it before. Maybe.  We really won’t think poorly of you if you eat one all by yourself .

— Cookies-n-Cream —

A freshly baked chocolate chip cookie of prodigious diameter served hot out of our Easy-Bake oven (powered by a 40-watt light bulb) in a lethal cast iron skillet with French vanilla ice cream. Give us a few minutes to make this: mom’s baking these.

— Pie of the Day —

Empanada del día, Pastei van de dag, Secteur du jour, Torte des Tages, or Grafico a torta del giorno — whatever you call it, it’s gonna be pretty damn good. Ask your server about their pie today. If they don’t know what it is, fire them on the spot.