Soups & Salads

— Labor-Inducing Vegetarian Chili —

Not recommended late in the 3rd trimester. Served with sour cream. Contains no meat, unlike the vegetarian chili that you find in the suburbs.

— Cream o’ Tomato —

Remember walking with your partner to the primary school lunchroom then going single file through the cafeteria line and the smell of the grilled cheese and the nice older ladies in the hair nets filling melamine bowls on the trays with the little round indentation to keep the bowl from slipping that would be steaming with the hot creamy tomato soup that by all means you should hate because it has tomatoes in it and you’re supposed to still hate tomatoes and you secretly love but won’t admit? Yeah. This is like that, only better.

— Soup of the Du Jour —

Only 100% free-range, politically-correct, renewable, carbon-neutral, local du jours are used in this special soup. Quiz your server and see if they know what it is today.

— Arugula Steak Salad —

The rich, peppery green made famous by Vincent “Vinnie” Antonelli in My Blue Heaven is the perfect underlayment for this hearty salad topped with a grilled, marinated flatiron steak and bleu cheese.

— Spin Spin Sugar —

One pimp salad: Spinach and a little arugula, roasted beets, craisins, candied pecans, and crumbled goat cheese, custom dressed with a complementary figgy vinaigrette.

— Hail, Caesar! —

Caesar dressed his appropriately in the kitchen as do we; Caligula just tossed salad. And since this is Pixburgh, grilled marinated chicken breast ‘cause most salads really need meated up.

— Salad de la Burgh —

The Pittsburgh staple with fries, shredded provolone and mozzarella cheeses, and grilled, marinated chicken tenders. You might almost forget you’re eating a healthy salad. Doesn’t this just cry out for Ranch? This is the way Little Donnie likes it up ‘ere in Cheswick!

— The Great Salmon I Am —

Grilled wild salmon atop a mount of olives, spinach, greens, artichoke hearts, and feta, with tarragon vinaigrette.

— Quickie Salad Chop Chop —

Iceberg lettuce and baby mesclun greens, cucumbers, tomatoes, bacon, and many, many more veggies all carved up with grilled chicken, bacon, and a fig vinaigrette so all you have to do is fork it in. Perfect for eating with one hand tied behind your back!

— Alexander the Greek Salad —

One banged-up economy, but a great salad! Now lettuce-free, with quinoa, feta, and Greek olives, tossed with lemon-herb vinaigrette.

— Roasted Vegetable Salad —

This is a salad with roasted vegetables on top. Roasting is one of the best ways to treat veggies. Just ask any veggie and they’ll tell you!  Warm roasted carrots, broccoli, peppers, onions, and Brussels sprouts over spring greens with fig vinaigrette.

Please call restaurant to ensure item availability. Like Nixon said, you can feed all of the people some of the time….